Christmas Gag Gifts

Let's face it, there are just some people for whom a gag gift is perfect at Christmas. Could be your boss, buddy, a co-worker, or great Uncle Bob.

Some of those folks seriously enjoy a good laugh and some you want to insult without insulting them. A good gag gift is the perfect cover - they'll never know if you were serious or not.

Regardless of your reason for giving a Christmas gag gift, you can't go wrong. They're timeless, uni-sex and ambiguous, all at the same time.

Here are a few ideas to get your creative gag gift juices flowing.

Are you in constant conflict with the non-meat eater in your life? Well, let peace reign during this holiday season. Let Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu battle it out while you and your vegan friend just enjoy the season with a glass of organic beer or wine. Raise your glasses, clink to a toast then sit back and watch the fight.

........................................................................................................

One of my favourite movies for this time of year is A Christmas Story. If you've seen the movie, this 9" night light needs no explanation. If you haven't seen the flick, you definitely should! It's so, so good. You'll laugh your butt off and be left craving one of these lamps for your very own.

........................................................................................................

Okay, go ahead and tell me you don't love this clock! How can you possibly resist? This would make a great companion to the leg lamp night light above. The recipient would know just how much you care with this wonderful gift from A Christmas Story and complements perfectly, any high-end decor.

........................................................................................................

This wacky wall mount horse coo-coo clock with swinging pendulum won Gift of the Year Award in 2004. Instead of the traditional coo-coo, the horse comes out of the clock to whinny. The sound automatically turns in in a darkened room. Requires 3 x D and 1 x AA batteries (not included).

........................................................................................................

Need something a little more affordable? How about this couple?

There must be someone on your Christmas shopping list who would really like to have a pair of anatomically correct gingerbread ornaments.

Perfect for members of the clergy, your mom, great Aunt Ethel and the paperboy.

........................................................................................................

What a great gift idea for putting in Christmas stockings or for that person that you don't really want to spend real money on.

It shoots up to 50 ft. and squawks like a real chicken. Perfect for church, funerals or school. Heck, why not give one to your pastor and teacher this year! They can use it to wake people up who've fallen asleep when they were supposed to be listening.

........................................................................................................

Do you have any shy or insecure people to buy for this year? If so, this gift may be considered thoughtful. We all like to be thought of that way, don't we?

This is a terrific gift for those who are unhappy with their looks, or want to hide. Lightweight and natural looking.

........................................................................................................

How absolutely flippin' perfect is this? Make the recipient wear it out in public for full effect - preferably a business meeting. If they start bandying about words like, 'tacky', 'junvenile' or 'ridiculous', just ignore them. They obviously need a shot of Christmas spirit, so it will do them good.

........................................................................................................

A must for any bar or pub room! These boobies jiggle away in time to music and when someone walks by. Forget the talking fish plaques, you need bouncing boobies!

Wouldn't your dad or priest just love one of these?

........................................................................................................

Let this gift say what you really mean. Two sets of imitation lumps of coal in luxurious red gift bags. Thoughtful and delivers a message. Let them interpret it as they may.

........................................................................................................

If pickles aren't funny enough for you, these bandages also come in bacon, beef and monkeys. Personal injury can be fun!

........................................................................................................

Hope this hub has given you some great ideas for those people who just scream, 'gag gift recipient'.

Good luck with your shopping, enjoy and Happy Holidays.